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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 5:16 pm    Post subject: oneliners Reply with quote

quayle... abird, a vice pres, something to shoot at.
Can I draw disability for being sick and tired of working?
Do you have any libido? Got a warehouse full!
Household downsizing? A college graduation, a wedding, a funeral.
Dangerous Gas...Pootin' pasta!
We should have cures for wars and disease and teenagers.
How many references to ding-dong are there?
It parallels the radius...the floor board.
B-flat equivalent? Be round!
Hog meat...a Harley engine, biker chick.
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