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rela



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's one on cro,but I'll try to translate it...But it's much better in cro...
Pričaju Tarzan i Mujo.Kaže Tarzan:
Moja Jane!
Kaže Mujo:
Moja Fata!
Kaže Tarzan:
Moja čita!
Kaže Mujo:
Moja ne čita...
hahahahahahahha
It's not so funny,but here:
čita - (that can be either she/he/it reads,pl. and it can be a monkey,that's how we say it in DBK. Mujo is a name,and also is Fata,they are popular name in cro jokes. And you all know who Tarzan is...!And his girl Jane.)
So:
Tarzan and Mujo are talking.And Tarzan says:
My Jane!
Says Mujo:
My Fata!
Says Tarzan:
My monkey! (čita -monkey)
Says Mujo:
My doesen't read... (čita -reads, ne čita -doesen't read)

Hope you got it!
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rela



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's one,a long one from one serie Nip/Tuck:

A guy walks into the bar.He sits down,and says to the vaitor:<<You see that glass over there?>> The glass is about 3m away. <<I'll bet you that I can piss from here into it,without spilling one drop!>> The vaitor is laughing: <<Haha,there's no way you are gonna do that!>> <<I'll bet you $200!>> The vaitor is sure that he can't do it,so he agrees.So,the guy takes his ''thing'' out,and he's preparing,and starts pissing.He pisses all over the bar,the vaitor,,chairs,tables...everything!The vaitor is,of course,laughing!Now,the guy finishes,and the vaitor,laughing,says: <<You didn't do it,give me my $200!>> The guys says: <<OK,just wait there a minute.>> He goes out,talks to some guys in other building,and the vaitor sees all that (the wall is of glass),and the guy comes back into the bar.He says to the vaitor: <<You see those guys over there?Well,I've bet them in $500 that I will piss all over you,the bar,chairs and tables,and that you'll laugh after all that!>>.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

whats a blondes latest invention !!!!!.......................... an underwater hairdryer
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rela



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A guy walks into the bar,and says to one girl: -Hi!What do you drink? -Hi!Coca-Cola. -So,where is it?

(If you don't get it -He asked her what is she drinking,so,when she said Coca-Cola,she thought he will buy it for her,and cos he's cheap,he said to her ''So,where is it?'' meaning she's drinking it...got it???????)
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hasepup1980 wrote:
I don't get it!!!! Can't understand... Confused
It seems to be about getting bigger breasts...Am I right with that???!?? Embarassed

If yes, put on 40 pounds!!!!! Or get pregnant!!!Wink



yh its about getting bigger breasts, sorry its not funny thro its hard to explain cos my first language is bsl not english. sorry everyone SadSad
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...sorry for asking again....but what is bsl???? Embarassed
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

British Sign Language.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yep that's what evelyn said its british sign language.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
You said it!
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rela



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

''Here's one just to cheer you up.
Knock-knock.''
''Who's there?''
''Aren't ya''
''Aren't ya who?''
''Aren't ya supposed to get back to work?!All of you!''

This is not funny,but deafpower reminded me on this one,it's from SC2
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

huh? u don't understand that, u kn programme called doctor who yea? its y u said it.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

deafpower wrote:
huh? u don't understand that, u kn programme called doctor who yea? its y u said it.


HUH? Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

deafpower wrote:
huh? u don't understand that, u kn programme called doctor who yea? its y u said it.

Why don't you write with full words?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:27 am    Post subject: Princess Diana Reply with quote

I watched that Concert for Diana last week. I felt it was wrong to pay tribute to her in that manner. Why not celebrate what she did in life - and have a gangbang in a minefield.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If that's your best joke...I'm not amused!!!! But maybe Lilibeth and and Charly are sitting in the background laughing tears!!!
If you want a tribute to what she did in her lifetime, why not chasing her through a Parisian tunnel....OOOPSSS that already happened, right?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rela wrote:
deafpower wrote:
huh? u don't understand that, u kn programme called doctor who yea? its y u said it.

Why don't you write with full words?


i am sorry, people, i write the short words.

translete to english: huh? you don't understand that?! you know that tv programme called doctor who? ( maybe it's british tv programme)

its why you said it because the same word as doctor who. it's hard to explain. forget it.
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