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Hasepup1980



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The husband comes running into the bedroom, yelling "Tina, get dressed quickly! The house is on fire!!!"
A deep voice coming out of the closet shouts "Safe the furniture! Safe your furniture!!"
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Hasepup1980



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

INCEST-a family game!
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Hasepup1980



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Die Pille ist ein fauler Zauber, nur Ajax hält das Becken sauber!
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Hasepup1980



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Mom, am I allowed to wear a bikini this summer?"
"No, Tim!"
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Hasepup1980



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The difference between a cell phone and a tampon?
The cell phone is wireless and for *ssholes!

An elephant asking a nudist "How do you manage to eat with THIS?"
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Drezzal



Joined: 24 Oct 2007
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The thread says tell your best, not your top 100 -.-
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Hasepup1980



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sorry!!! Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed


*mumbling angrily "..thought this was supposed to be an entertaining site....but there you go!!!..."*

I won't post any more jokes....if that makes you feel better!!!



Wink
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Drezzal



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hasepup1980 wrote:
I'm sorry!!! Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed


*mumbling angrily "..thought this was supposed to be an entertaining site....but there you go!!!..."*

I won't post any more jokes....if that makes you feel better!!!



Wink


*sings* Ceeeeeeeelebration time, come on !!!! *sings* Smile
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Hasepup1980



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*first looking bewildered...then scratching my head like Stan Laurel...then singing as loud as possible:
"So you think you can stone me and spit my eyes?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me baby! Wink
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here!" Twisted Evil
...now playing my air guitar as good as I can...and banging my head later on!!!!* Laughing
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rela



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two guys talking,and first say to another:
-Hey,I know guy who has a family member 100 years old!
-Who?
-His grand-grand-grand-grand-grandmother!
-No way...how did he tell you that?
-He s-studerd...

It sounds A LOT better in cro...HAHAHA!
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rela



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two toothpicks are going down the road,and they see a hedgehog saying:
Hey,let's take the bus!

Two tomatoes are going down the road,and one gets hit by a bus,and other one says:
Ketchup!

Two toothpicks are going down the road,and they see a lolly pop saying:
Big head!

Two oranges are going down the road,one gets hit by a car,and the other one says:
Jucy!

Two condoms are talking,and one says:Man,I just can't stop thinking about kids!And other one says:Man,you cracked!

Why does a wall fall down when a blond leans on it?
A smarter one lets go.

Why has a blond fell out from the window?
She was ironing the curtains.

What does the blond think when she sees a black woman?
She thinks a shadow is following her.

A blond walks into the store,buys something,and pays with an 100 dollar bill.The lady says:This bill is phony!The blond:Oh My God!I've been raped!

Why is blond diving at the bottom of the ocean?
She's looking for Leonardo Di'Caprio.

A God creates a man and a woman.He says to the man:You've turned out well.And he says to the women:You are gonna have to wear make-up.

And that's about it!
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Hasepup1980



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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is the difference between a blond woman and dogfood?
Dogfood has brain in it!
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deafpower



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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if u want more boob job but scared of surgery?! drink more milk in! it's easy than boob job! for *!$%@ sake! it's easy!


i think its rude but i think its funny
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Hasepup1980



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't get it!!!! Can't understand... Confused
It seems to be about getting bigger breasts...Am I right with that???!?? Embarassed

If yes, put on 40 pounds!!!!! Or get pregnant!!!Wink
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Bermudagirl



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

deafpower wrote:
if u want more boob job but scared of surgery?! drink more milk in! it's easy than boob job! for *!$%@ sake! it's easy!


i think its rude but i think its funny


Still not funny, sorry.
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