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Hasepup1980



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff9eTdedoas

...and remember: if life gives you a lemon..
..ask for salt and tequila!!!
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Bermudagirl



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Go6mk1AQXbc

Here is something hilarious I have found.

MAKE SURE THE KIDS ARENT AROUND WHEN WATCHING IT!!!!!!
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Hasepup1980



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PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The cat saw it with me and wanted to jump on the laptop Laughing
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Bermudagirl



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, I am bombarding you with fonejacker now Very Happy

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dkezHvcU-9Q&feature=related

I am rolling on the floor from laughing, I hope Tim sees it too.
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Hasepup1980



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Your cat killed our Rottweiler!" Mad
Shocked "How???"
He choked while swallowing!" Confused
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2uhlman



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How much wood could Elvis chuck , if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

He can't because Elvis has left the building!
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rela



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Location: Croatia

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How do you put 5 bullbasors and 2 charrizards into a bus? You poke 'em on...

A grasshopper walks into a bar,and bartender says:Hey,we've got a drink named after you?
Grasshopper says:You gotta drink named Larry?

What's black and white,black and white,black and white,black and white,black and white,black and white,black and white...
Penguin rolling down the hill.
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin that pushed him.

What's faster than a black man stealing a TV?
His brother with a VCR.

Where does the king keep his armies?
In his sleveies...

How do you call a monkey in a mine field?
A baboooooooooooooom!!!

What are the two dirtiest animals in a farm yard?
Brown Chicken,Brown Cow... (Axe commercial...)

Two penuts walking down the street!
One was asulted...

Baby seal walks into a bar...
Haahahaha

A duck walks into a bar with one shoe.The bartender says:Hey,you lost a shoe?
The duck says:No,I found one!

-How do you kill an elephant?
-How?
-With an elephant gun.How do you kill a blue elephant?
-With an elephant gun?
-With a blue elephant gun! How do you kill a red elephant?
-With a red elephant gun?
-No!You choke it 'till it's blue,then you kill it with a blue elephant gun.How do you kill a purple elephant?
-You choke 'till it's blue,then you kill it with a blue elephant gun?
-No!You idiot!There is no such thing as a purple elephant!

Little Jimmy talking to his dad.
-Daddy,is God man or woman?
-God is both.
-Is God black or white?
-God is both.
-Daddy,is God Michael Jackson?

-Hey,did you hear about that guy that got his whole left side cut off??
-Yeah,but he's all right now...

Blue and red ships were collided!
And all the sailors were marooned...

Two drums walk off of a cliff.Du-dum,kssssss!

What red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

What's brow and sounds like a bell?
Donnnnnnng

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

Little Jimmy was a chemister,but he is no more!What he thought was H2O,was H2SO4!



Hope you enjoyed.Thnx for reading.
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Hasepup1980



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A group of nuns died away and wants to enter heaven. They come before the Lord and he asks the first nun:
"Did you ever touch a penis?" and the nun answers:
"Yes, but only with my fingertips!" So God answers:
"Put your fingertips into the Holy Water and then enter heaven!" So she does.
Then God asks the second nun:
"Have you ever touched a penis?" and the nun answers:
"I must confess, I gave it a massage!" so God answers:
"Wash your hands clean with Holy Water and then enter heaven!" So she does.
Suddenly a tumult breaks loose and God asks the nun who tried to cut in line:
"Why are you trying to cheat?" And the nun sais:
"Well, if I have to gurgle with that Holy Water, I wanna do it BEFORE sister Mary puts her a*s*s in it!"
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2uhlman



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:41 am    Post subject: Heeeere's Johnny! Reply with quote

Help, I am stuck in Iraq with a bunch of National Guardmen and women from Texas and I cant get out! (At least till my tour of duty is over). Need some pen pals to keep the blues away. Some one , any one , Tim , are you out there? Lights on but nobody seems to be home.
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Hasepup1980



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not Tim, but I'm here, too....
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2uhlman



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hasepup1980 wrote:
I'm not Tim, but I'm here, too....


did you hear about the two gay arabs sitting the palm trees eating their dates?
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Hasepup1980



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked No...
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Hasepup1980



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We gotta burn fat... heat up the BBQ!

Why small breasts? Men have big hands!!!

Never run after a man!!
Except when he stole your purse!!!!!!
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Bermudagirl



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FROM THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE-----



If you hear a loud noise in the sky, it isn't thunder, its Elvis beating the %*&@!# out of Michael Jackson for marrying his daughter.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:11 pm    Post subject: Waiting on Non Ordinary states of consciousness Reply with quote

UFO Under Full Observation

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