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barbara



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2003 7:59 am    Post subject: Why Men are Just Happier People Reply with quote

I got this today in an e-mail--and just had to share it with you all..it had me laughing Laughing With all the stuff going on in the world right now, all the deaths their have been lately, I think we need a good laugh!
WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE!!!


What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park
Car mechanics tell you the truth
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too
icky.

Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about gas tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't ! have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45
minutes.
Ah, ! what a life!!!
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Hotrod



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy
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lynx



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Location: Sydney, Australia

PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smile I wish there was a laughing smilie here.

Thankyou for that Smile
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Hotrod



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 7:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

plus we don't have "menstruation" ... girl period.......ugghhh
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Danny_R



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...Men can wear the same business suit every day and only change the shirt and tie and nobody will say anything.
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DonnaKnowles



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Location: Milton, Ontario, Canada

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hotrod wrote:
plus we don't have "menstruation" ... girl period.......ugghhh


Okay Hotrod, Don't be too graphic okay on this sight!
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KBell



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing thats great
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that a true list or what? I loved the manicure...
well, all of it is accurate. thank you!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 5:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

very funny stuff.
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Iron Maiden



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 21, 2004 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

id have to agree with almost all of it except for the part about us being simple creatures.....if we were that simple then why do we supposidly make things more complicated than they should be, if we were simple/stupid we wouldnt be able to make things more complicated, also if we r stupid and simple how come weve invented all of the best things in the world......i was also thinking about that shoe thing....u dont nee more than 3...its true...one for work, one for smart occasions and one for mucking around in

....why would u need anymore
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 5:59 am    Post subject: why? Reply with quote

why do you make things more complicated? ask any woman. ever try to bake cookies with a child? the kitchen is a mess. a woman could do it without the mess, but teaching involves letting the child complicate simple things. women teach men. been so forever. and don't you guys have things in good order in this world? inventors? honey, you need to look up some history.
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Iron Maiden



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i need to look it up!!!!

oh look what i found...practically all the good ones are men....plus the whole cookie thing...if u were sensible...like most men ud go out and buy some instead of baking some....in the whole cooking world i have to say we rule there too....practically all the worlds best chef's r men!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 6:28 am    Post subject: again... Reply with quote

You missed the key words: teaching, order, history. But never mind; this isn't that important.
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Mariaarcondo



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PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2004 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SIMPLE!!!
YOU ARE HAPPIER, BECAUSE YOU MARRY US!!
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MissMarie



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is why I love men so much Smile

I spent some time living with my dad when I was eightteen after my parents seperated, and I learned alot of how a mans mind works because he explained a few things to me.

1: Unless it smells funny or has marks on it, a garment is never really that dirty that you can't wear it again if you want to. Saves laundry money that way.

2: "I have my things a certain way because thats how I can find them. Quit trying to clean my room."

3: And you couldn't send him for groceries, because he would always buy everything else, and forget what was on the list. I usually did the shopping myself, and ride it all home on my bike (ahh, those were the days....)

I love men...they're so simple sometimes, its no wonder sometimes they seem so much happier than women.
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