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  Topic: Tim the Activist?
TheTimMan

Replies: 1
Views: 75

PostForum: Misc.   Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:30 pm   Subject: Tim the Activist?
Animals were put on this earth to die for us so we can eat well and make leather tool belts. You seem confused.
  Topic: I have created three powerful and concise religious quotes
TheTimMan

Replies: 1
Views: 62

PostForum: Design: Thinking outside of the Box!   Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:29 pm   Subject: I have created three powerful and concise religious quotes
I like when you post things, because I can just glance at your name and know to ignore it entirely. Makes life easy.
  Topic: does time listen to rap music
TheTimMan

Replies: 5
Views: 169

PostForum: Who is Tim Allen?   Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 9:48 am   Subject: does time listen to rap music
Are you all the same person talking to yourself?
  Topic: Loopers Assinine Assessment of Tim Allen
TheTimMan

Replies: 4
Views: 130

PostForum: Tim on the Silver Screen   Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:13 am   Subject: Loopers Assinine Assessment of Tim Allen
Looper was Bruce Willis, Dave. Thanks for insulting Mr. Allen!
  Topic: ....... x-box 360 ......
TheTimMan

Replies: 4
Views: 3696

PostForum: Mac Attack! & technology   Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:26 am   Subject: ....... x-box 360 ......
Burned!!
  Topic: Two New Books to Think About
TheTimMan

Replies: 3
Views: 2556

PostForum: Have you read a good book lately?   Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:25 am   Subject: Two New Books to Think About
My *!$%@ has never been cleaner!
  Topic: Terrestrial officers Tyler and Denver On their Black ops
TheTimMan

Replies: 2
Views: 145

PostForum: Design: Thinking outside of the Box!   Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:24 am   Subject: Terrestrial officers Tyler and Denver On their Black ops
Thank god you're leaving.
  Topic: Mystic Beings
TheTimMan

Replies: 1
Views: 106

PostForum: Design: Thinking outside of the Box!   Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:24 am   Subject: Mystic Beings
Why do you even post in this place? Or are you a bot? Are you just some kid testing out his application meant to randomly spew nonsense scifi?
  Topic: Is it time to panic yet?
TheTimMan

Replies: 4
Views: 463

PostForum: The Really Big Questions   Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:22 am   Subject: Is it time to panic yet?
Truth doesn't crescendo, though. It just kinda sits there and mumbles as you masturbate into your underwear at 5 in the morning and your ex-wife hopes your kids forget your name.
  Topic: Kyle
TheTimMan

Replies: 3
Views: 191

PostForum: Tim on TV   Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:32 am   Subject: Kyle
You know, cyber I totally agree that Kyle kind of ruins everything in my life. All I have is the show, and I have to skip passed his scenes as well. BUT the needs of the many should come before the wa ...
  Topic: Tim I have a project that you and Jay Leno should produce.
TheTimMan

Replies: 2
Views: 2456

PostForum: Design: Thinking outside of the Box!   Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:39 am   Subject: Tim I have a project that you and Jay Leno should produce.
You're finally here.
  Topic: I will describe a Non Ordinary State of Consciousness!
TheTimMan

Replies: 3
Views: 261

PostForum: Design: Thinking outside of the Box!   Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 1:08 am   Subject: I will describe a Non Ordinary State of Consciousness!
Sounds good!
  Topic: I will describe a Non Ordinary State of Consciousness!
TheTimMan

Replies: 3
Views: 261

PostForum: Design: Thinking outside of the Box!   Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:22 pm   Subject: I will describe a Non Ordinary State of Consciousness!
Uh huh!

Yeah, alright!
  Topic: UFO light changing locations in the night sky at Church!
TheTimMan

Replies: 2
Views: 220

PostForum: Design: Thinking outside of the Box!   Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:20 pm   Subject: UFO light changing locations in the night sky at Church!
Wish I had a denver omelette, know what I mean, vern?

What?
  Topic: Relieved no illuminati imagery in your show
TheTimMan

Replies: 2
Views: 354

PostForum: The Really Big Questions   Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:18 pm   Subject: Relieved no illuminati imagery in your show
We prefer to say oh my god, because sometimes you need to make sure everyone turns and stares, know what I mean?

Also, you didn't catch the secret illuminati signals? You should really look closer. ...
 
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